Makcik : "Tuan, puan. Saya nak melaporkan bahawa karipap dan cikedis saya hilang dikebas orang tadi,"
Polis 1 : "Apa? Karipap hilang? cikedis lesap? ini kes bahaya ni makcik,"
Polis 2 : "Ya makcik. mereka yang ditangkap boleh dikenakan hukuman mencuci jamban awam dengan tangan saja makcik,"
Polis 3 : "Ya makcik. Jom makcik, belanja saya makan candut,"
Kakak baju merah : "Darling, dekat mana kedai stokin di sini ya?"
Pakcik koboi : "Kenapa mahu membeli stokin? jom escort i membeli canai di sana,"
Senator Dato Sri Empiang: "Tahniah cif cook, masakan anda menarik hati,"
Cif cook :" I suka menonton rancangan Cook With Yan, Dato sri,"
Desmond J :"Alamak..... kamera habis batteriii,"
Edwin Raoh : "Macam macam bau di sini... bau ketiak, bau kentut, bau kaki, semua ada.. i cabut lah..auw uu,"
Mat Salleh 1 : "What's going on here??"
Minah salleh baju belang : "Yeh... what's wrong??"
Minah salleh baju coklat: "I also want to know...what wrong here?"
Mat salleh 2 : "Yeh...what's the hell is going on here?"
Budak : "Daddy... I'm afraid. Where is toilet??"
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