Pakcik : "Di mana gerai kita boleh loan kapal terbang?,"
Makcik : "Kawan bilang sini ada jual pat getah,"
Aweks : "Aik tadi boyfriend i bilang jumpa di sini tapi di mana dia ya?"
Budak 1 : "Nah makcik! RM1,"
Saripah : "Adik, RM5 lah bukan RM1,"
Budak 2 : "Mahal yer. Takkan seketul keropok jual RM1?"
Saripah : "Minyak sudah naik harga,"
Aweks 1 : "Bang, kasi pizza hut satu keping!"
Aweks 2 : "Bang, nasi goreng tapau,"
Aweks 3 : "Makcik eh salah bang, mana ayam kenny rogers saya tadi? Brensek la lu,"
Brader gerai : "Amboi kurang asam punya budak. Aku jual air saja lah!"
YB Simoi : "Ermm karnival kali ini dapat sambutan mengalakkan. Tahniah!"
Speri : "Mereka datang mahu menonton Nash,"
Hajah Fatimah : "Eh suami aku sms bilang lauk ikan kena cekup kucing hahaha,"
BUdak 1 : "Bang sini ada jual kebab,"
Brader : "Malas. Takda duit,"
Kakak : "Jom la adik layan karipap pun jadilah,"
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