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05 July, 2011

Part 4 - Sekitar Hari Kedua Pesta Benak Sri Aman 2011

Salah seorang kakitangan Pesta Benak mempamerkan aksi lucah kepada cameran

Stanley, penerangan : "Diminta peserta pertandingan menangkap boyak melapur diri ke kaunter sekarang. Peserta pertandingan menangkap kura-kura dan lelabi sila datang jam 3 petang,"

Salleh (spek hitam) : "Ermmmm... (tahan mahu cirit),"

Mat Salleh baju hijau : "Yeh bro we malaysia come play benak,"
Minah salleh :"You english broken u go back to tadika k,"
Mat salleh baju putih : "This is bahasa malaysia book.. he say many buaya in this river,"
Mat salleh baju hawai :"what is buaya? is that pizza hut or hot dog?"
Polis (hujung bot) : "semua broken... i speaking.. very terror u know?"

Minah Salleh : "Honey, we luncur or just play play like this?"
Mat Saleh : "After we luncur, we tonggeng..after we tonggeng.. we terbang... like that i think,"

Minah salleh : "Honey, the boat is very fast. i will drop into river,"
Mat salleh : "Hey you boatman, why drive fast fast? My honey left"
Budak bot 1 : "Mat, dia cakap apa?"
Budak bot 2 : "Dia cakap dia mau berak berak.. bawa bot laju laju!"


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